Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26359471-20171113010830/@comment-31638401-20200128023519

Shy-guy used Teleporter Mayhem!

''Going through the pink teleporter, Shy-guy brings up a blue teleporter and makes a loop with a bunch of other unidentified teleporters i'm too lazy to figure out what are. Using this newly formed loop, he sends an orange teleporter sender through the loop until it's at mach 3. He then pokes it with a stick and it zooms out into space. Eventually in space, the teleporter finds and aggressively hugs Reteego. Shy-guy pops back down onto the battlefield and says hi to the startled, cold, and not-entirely-teleported-right Reteego. It's fine, though. It's not like he's braindead or anything.''

Reteego used Tax Fraud!

''Reteego hides his money from the IRS, whoever they are. '' message from reteego: hint hint, there's a reference