User:Zookdook1

Hello!
BURN MORTALS! FEAR MY WRATH! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

* Ahem* Now that the formalities of being a Dark God are out of the way, hi, I'm Zookdook1. I was/am a moderator (Not sure if it's transferring to this wiki) and I mostly repair vandalism and correct grammar and punctiation.

Fun Facts
I know a lot. So here's some random stuff I have stored away in my brain:
 * Pigs can't look skywards. Their spine doesn't allow it.
 * Pigs will eat literally anything, as long as it's dead. Some crime gangs use them to dispose of bodies, as the pigs will eat bone, fat, and muscle.
 * For this reason, pigs can also be cannibals.
 * Dreams are combat simulations. Or at least they were. They were evolved to help our ancestors prepare for situations in which their life is in danger.
 * Your skin goes wrinkly in water not because of the oils washing away, but because it gives you better grip underwater.
 * Rain doesn't smell. Instead, the moisture improves your sense of smell: You're smelling everything at once.
 * 8 million years ago, guinea-pigs were the size of cows.
 * Before humans arrived there, the dominant animal on Easter Island was a species of giant ducks.
 * If you went to a nuclear reactor and jumped in water there, you'd actually be subjected to less radiation than if you were just standing in a field somewhere. Water works so well as a radiation shield that it would block the background radiation that originated in the Big Bang.
 * There is a certain musical beat which, when heard by babies, will cause sudden and uncontrollable dancing.

Opinions
DISCLAIMER: The following is entirely my opinion based upon fact. If you find this offensive then that's your problem.
 * Ghosts are not real. There's no evidence and they'd defy the laws of physics.
 * God is not real. There's no evidence and he'd defy the laws of physics.
 * Emotions are not real. They're a series of chemical reactions in the brain produced in response to stimuli.