Pirate's Loot Collector

"Transports ores to your local ship to be sold by shady pirates."

Overview
The Pirate's Loot collector is a Premium-tier furnace. It's the only furnace that doesn't award points. Most players that own this furnace get it from mystery boxes as a result of bad luck. This furnace processes ores at a seemingly random value depending on an ore's value.

Trivia

 * The Pirate's Loot Collector used to process at 1,500x value, but it was buffed because one of the basic cells, the Cell Processor, multiplied by the same value. As the Cell Processor was worth little, this was buffed to make it worth buying.
 * The Pirate's Loot Collector used to do 9000x before a buff in June 2016.
 * It used to be part of the pirate pack gamepass, but packs were discontinued so it was moved to the uC shop.
 * Some people like to use Massive Gold Mines and Massive Diamond Mines with these, because the ore doesn't fall out much and it can make millions, letting players easily get to billions and trillions.
 * According to testing with multiple mines, this item does ^ 1.1 then x15,000 then +$7.5M.
 * This is the first cell furnace to have an exponent applied to the ore's value. The second one is Thingamajig.
 * This furnace actually beats the Cell Particalizer when the ore's value is high enough. However, this does not happen until the ore is worth $1.7e+85 or higher.