Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26359471-20170323152342/@comment-27881889-20170419161716

The hoarder stops you, and challenges you to a hockey game. If you win, you can keep the ore. The hoarder forgot he had no hockey pucks, so he uses the ore as the hockey puck. You perform a great goal, but the ore shatters when you try to get a second goal and it hits the post of the net.

I raid the hoarder's base with double KEK-9's and Grenades O' Plenty.