Thingamajig

"An old and scary cell furnace, possibly once owned by George Washington"

Overview
Thingamajig is a vintage tier cell furnace that was first unveiled on Berezaa's Twitter on April 24th, 2016. It replaced The Second Amendment on the same day it was revealed, and players with said vintage got this item for free, no unboxing required. However, The Second Amendment was removed from all players' inventories and from boxes, and will stay that way until a possible revival. It's said to be a terrible vintage as its stats resemble that of a Sacrificial Cell, the only change being this item gives more RP then said cell.