Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26359471-20160626203034/@comment-27941056-20160706201318

does the hoarder even have any real ores or items?

every time someone manages to even get near any of the hoarders stuff it turns out to be a bomb.

Anyways:

It turns out the potato crisps were popato chisps and a bunch of memoryheads eat you (undertale reference)

He gets launched through spacetime to before you first tried to steal his ores so he spartan kicks you in that time period.

Year XXXX (before the nuclear war when the hoarder become the hoarder) a bunch of people see a time machine come out of the sky and the hoarder hoards it for later use.

Present-day: the hoarder now has a time machine

I Disguise as the hoarder's mom, I also decide to smell like his mom and disguise in such a way that no human being could tell that I'm not the hoarder's mom.