Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30692944-20170709001257/@comment-31638401-20200103181712

Shy-guy: Oh god, finally...

Shy-guy: Welcome to Shy-guy's Store for the Serpentine Squares™! I'll be your host, Shy-guy, here to guide you through this mystical place!

Over to the left of me, you'll find three podiums. The farthest from me carries a pair of Stupendous Socks™, costing at around-about 75 UoC.

The middle podium hides a Sanguine Sail™, perfect for those boat rides that just don't seem to end! It's a bit pricey at 150 UoC, but I'd say it's fair for such a lovely piece of cloth you won't get anywhere else!

The closest podium is an item I grew with my own two wings--it's my classic Natural-Grade Industrial Acid™! Why does it not fit with the alliteratory scheme here, you may be asking? Well, you see, it's because I stole this item from a competing store--Shy-guy's Emporium. I never trusted the guy and now look at him, making his own store and stuff. I mean, what is under that mask anyway? What's so important that he wishes to hide himself almost entirely from the outside world?

Oh sorry, just rambling on there....


 * Ahem* The Natural-Grade Industrial Acid™ is 15 UoC per liter, and if you want it that bad, I'll even give you a sale....