Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26359471-20171113010830/@comment-31638401-20200115020417

due to lack of energy, motivation, and knowledge of what Shy-guy does next, your daily scheduled Shy-guy rebuilds Reteego was lazily put off until now

on with the show!

''Shy-guy comes back from his late-night scavenging spree only to realize he's napped for the past 5 hours. Mysterious. Well, at least he gathered a lot of flesh!''

''He goes back into his now-rebuilt laboratory, only to notice a strange object. It's his very own lucky block! He tries to open it, but it doesn't seem to want to work yet, strangely. He also found another, smaller block, but it had tape with "Reteego" written on it with Sharpie. He decided not to mess with it.''

''Shy-guy goes back up into space and snatches a picture of Reteego using the previously mentioned spyglass and a camera (from the local farmer's market). He goes back into his lab and puts the image into Reteego's computer, and spins the flesh into twine. He also breaks into Reteego's hidden UoC vault and steals his money, and then goes to the local farmer's market and buys a 3D printer.''

message from reteego (the user): google seems to think i meant regretted any time i type reteego, so uh yeah

also what kind of sick, psychopathic creature spins unidentified flesh into twine?!